Sunday 14 July 2013

London Orientation: 3 weeks until take-off

So I had to go to London for my JET orientation this weekend! I also took this as a bit of a tourist opportunity as I haven't been to Landan town for about 4 or 5 years now. So here is Piccadilly Circus (and a couple of randoms)!

The other JETs had arranged a meetup the day before orientation in a good old Weatherspoons. Of course, I managed to get lost on the way and unexpectedly found myself outside Buckingham Palace! This doesn't bode terribly well for finding my way around Tokyo but anyway I digress... So I eventually found the others, had a few drinks, went to the campus for something to eat and a drink, then I turned into my shabby hostel for the night.

The first day of orientation just consisted of a day full of different talks and information being thrown at us, the main gist of which was don't be late to the airport, don't do drugs and don't do stupid gaijin stuff (like wrestling in a pool of rice, true story) that could offend the Japanese otherwise you will leave in disgrace. In short, by the end of the day I was terrified that I was going to disgrace myself terribly in Japan. But I suppose that's the point, that they scared us into behaving as "British ambassadors", a phrase that is thrown round an awful lot in JET. Oh and in terms of drugs in Japan, just don't do it. Not even weed since that is also a class A drug. They will hold you for up to 3 weeks in prison without a trial or a lawyer, and they will get a confession out of you and you most certainly will be convicted. Even being around someone smoking weed can get you convicted by association. Crazy.

After the first day, most of JET piled into the Nandos just down the road. To put it into context, there are around 140 of us, so the staff were definitely kept on their toes that night.

Day 2 was the most intensive day of language learning I have ever encountered in my time as a language student. I was in the beginner's class, but we sped through the curriculum at the speed of light. We went from "Watashi wa Hannah desu" to some quite complex grammar within just a few hours. Perhaps the Japanese can cope with this superfast learning style, but us poor gaijins certainly can't. Despite this overwhelming amount of knowledge being forced on us, our teacher was super sweet, encouraging and extremely hilarious in the way that only the Japanese can pull off. She seemed to have her own private jokes, as she would often say something in Japanese that none of us could understand, then burst out laughing, causing the whole class to also burst out laughing.

After this was the reception at the Japanese embassy. I was expecting this to be a very serious, probably very awkward affair, but it turned out to be quite the opposite. So a big group of us rolled up to the Japanese embassy all suited up and looking like we had stepped straight out of The Apprentice with our wheelie suitcases behind us. This is probably the most similar thing to an enkai (a Japanese after work drinking party) that I will ever experience in the UK. None of us had eaten dinner, and we were literally plied with free champagne. After taking a mere two sips, a waiter would come rushing up to us and practically force more champagne down us. This is the same as in Japan, when someone will pour another drink for you whenever your glass is looking empty. The same could be said for the canapes, which were amazing and ranged from everything from sushi, to quail's eggs to cocktail sausages. Needless to say, by the end of the reception, which lasted a mere 2 hours and ended at 8pm, all of us were quite hammered.

There was also an after-party at the pub just down the road. It was definitely easier to talk with the Japanese officials who worked at the embassy, as like us, they were all extremely drunk and had their guards down now that they had left the embassy. One particularly entertaining moment was trying to teach one Japanese guy Yellow Submarine by having a whole group of us chant it at him. Poor guy. Finally, I crawled into my terrifyingly high triple bunk bed (another cheap hostel) and passed out after all the exhaustion of the weekend.

I woke up, practically falling out of the bunk bed to my death, since there were an alarming lack of safety bars. Anyway, I survived and spent the rest of the day walking around an unpleasantly hot London taking in the sights until my feet gave up and it was time for me to catch the train home.


I couldn't have asked for a better weekend. I met some really amazing people that I hope I will be staying in contact with and visiting in Japan next year. Likewise, I learnt that the Japanese are really not so dissimilar to the Brits, especially once they have a few drinks in them. We have a similar sort of reserve and a tendency to drink tea and make small talk about the weather. And from the speeches that some of the Japanese made, our sense of humour isn't quite as different as I initially thought, unless the British sarcasm is rubbing off on them a bit. With all that being said, I am extremely excited and can't wait to go!

Monday 8 July 2013

Less than 4 weeks to go

This post is not really about Japan in any way, but more a bucket list or a reminder to myself why I need to come back to Europe sometime. Because I know for sure I'm going to miss Europe.

Things I want to do in Edinburgh before I leave:


  • Climb up Arthur Seat again. This bad boy right here.
  • Climb up the Pentlands, because believe it or not I've never done it before, apart from one drunken trip a few years ago. And quite frankly I couldn't see anything because it was pitch black. I even sat on a stranger's used condom... So I need to undo that experience.
  • Lazy afternoon in the Botanic Gardens. 
  • Take a tour bus round Edinburgh, acting like an overly keen tourist and taking far too many pictures.
  • Camera Obscura... What even is it? Everyone talks about it, I'm an Edinburgh native and I don't even get it.
  • That art gallery thing where one person looks huge and the other person looks tiny. Yeah, I'm making so much sense right now...
  • Actually learn the words to Flower of Scotland. 
  • Drink whisky and like it. Okay, I fail at being a Scot. Don't ever ask me to drink Irn Bru and like it because it will never happen.
  • And the dream of every Scottish girl... take a cheeky wee peek up a laddie's kilt ;)
Things I need to do in Europe at some point:

  • Viene a ballare in Puglia Puglia Puglia! Finally get round to visiting Puglia after I was robbed of that experience last year. *Grumble grumble Italians and ridiculous heating bills grumble grumble* Home to these lovely little cone houses!

  • And while I'm there in the South, go and visit Salerno, home to the one and only Ema, the cult figure of 2013, who moved to Scotland to yell "Porco Dio" every 10 seconds and lecture us all about our bad cooking habits. 
  • Visit Genoa again, a truly underrated northern Italian city, that I once spent one lovely afternoon wandering around by myself. They even have Willy Wonka style lifts in the streets that go side to side as well as up and down!  Genoa is a port city, that is built upwards, eventually disappearing into the mountains behind it. Strangely enough, very similar to Yawatahama where I'll be staying in Japan! Let's hope this is fate then, since I think I fell slightly in love with Genoa that one afternoon wandering around. Unfortunately I have no pictures of my own due to my tendency to lose cameras, but Google can provide for us.
  • Visit Scandinavia, because they're just so damn cool.
  • Closely followed by... FINLAND!  One word that sums up my time with Finnish people has to be "Kippis"", meaning cheers. I think that says it all...
  • Visit Eastern Europe, because I don't want to neglect a whole side of the continent. 
So, it's fairly obvious that I love travelling. And I hear Japan has many awesome places to travel to, so I'm sure you'll be hearing a lot from me over the next year ;)

In the meantime, I'm going to be heading down to London for my Japan orientation, along with all the other UK JETs. The fear is beginning to set in now... and I think the fear will really begin to hit me after the orientation.